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Drunken Donkey Menu
Check out the favs you crave like our Bacon Thingies, Donkey Balls, and The Squealer. If you go away hungry, it's your own fault!

Appetizers
Check out our TX-sized shareabes that will have you craving more.

Out signature Donkey Balls are made from seasoned, fresh ground beef. Topped with crumbled queso fresco and fresh parsley, and served with a side of Chipotle BBQ sauce.$11.0011.00 USD

Our famous Bacon Thingies start with jumbo fresh jalapenos. We stuff them with shredded chicken and Monterey jack cheese, then wrap them with a full strip of bacon and flash fry them to a crispy brown. We top them off with our house hot sauce and serve them with a side of ranch. Umm, umm good.$13.0013.00 USD

Dill pickle planks hand battered in our signature Deep Ellum IPA batter and fried to golden deliciousness. Served with a side of chipotle ranch dressing.$9.009.00 USD

This oversized pretzel is soft and chewy with just the right amount of kosher salt. Served with a side of our Old Chub Queso, this makes the perfect treat.$11.0011.00 USD

We start with a tray full of crispy tortilla chips and top them with our Old Chub Queso, chili, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, fresh jalapenos, and a dollop of sour cream.$12.0012.00 USD

Smooth and golden queso made with Oskar Blues Old Chub Scotch Ale. Served with crispy tortilla chips and housemade salsa.$9.009.00 USD

Smooth and golden queso made with Oskar Blues Old Chub Scotch Ale and our tasty pulled pork . Served with crispy tortilla chips and housemade salsa.$12.0012.00 USD

Smooth and golden queso made with Oskar Blues Old Chub Scotch Ale and ground beef . Served with crispy tortilla chips and housemade salsa.$12.0012.00 USD

Our housemade salsa starts with vine ripened tomatoes, fresh onions and garlic, cilantro, and a bit of jalapeno peppers for a bit of heat. Served with crispy tortilla chips.$6.006.00 USD

Our tasty guacamole is a Texas staple. Made with ripe avocados, tomatoes, onions, garlic, and lemon juice, it will have your taste buds saying that's Texas.$8.008.00 USD

Fresh jalapenos, sliced thin and hand breaded. Then fried to a golden brown and served with a side of Ranch. $8.008.00 USD

We start with a tray full of crispy tortilla chips and top them with our Old Chub Queso, our awesome pulled pork, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, fresh jalapenos, and a dollop of sour cream.$15.0015.00 USD

We start with a tray full of crispy tortilla chips and top them with our Old Chub Queso, steak strips, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, fresh jalapenos, and a dollop of sour cream.$15.0015.00 USD

We start with a tray full of crispy tortilla chips and top them with our Old Chub Queso, shredded chicken, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, fresh jalapenos, and a dollop of sour cream.$15.0015.00 USD

Flour or spinach tortillas filled with your choice of steak, chicken, or pulled pork and topped with cheddar jack cheese and pico de gallo and grilled to perfection.$14.0014.00 USD

Soups & Salads
For when you're looking for a "lighter" bite...

Our huge chopped salad starts with a spring greens mix. We top it with diced tomatoes, onions, sliced cucumbers, cheese, ham, turkey, bacon, egg, and croutons. Dressing choices: Ranch, Chipotle Ranch, Champagne Vinaigrette, Balsamic Vinaigrette, Italian, Blue Cheese, or Honey Mustard. $14.0014.00 USD

A delicious blend of tomatoes, red onion, cucumber, Kalamata olives, Feta cheese, olive oil, salt, fresh cracked pepper, and oregano.$15.0015.00 USD

We start with a bed of crisp romaine tossed in creamy Caesar dressing. We top it with a sliced, grilled chicken breast, crunchy croutons, and shredded parmesan cheese. Served with a side of Caesar dressing.$12.0012.00 USD

Crispy spring mix is topped with shredded cheese, bacon bits. diced onion and tomato. Dressing choices: Ranch, Chipotle Ranch, Champagne Vinaigrette, Balsamic Vinaigrette, Italian, Blue Cheese, or Honey Mustard. $8.008.00 USD

Beef stock with sliced caramelized onions over a toasted French bread slice and topped with broiled Gruyere cheese.$5.005.00 USD

Creamy tomato basil soup topped with shredded parmesan cheese.$5.005.00 USD

Sandwiches & Handhelds
Not everything requires a fork and knife. Check out some of our tastiest handheld creations.

Sliced French onion roast beef topped with melted provolone cheese served on a baguette roll with a side of horseradish and au jus.$14.5014.50 USD

Our tasty pulled pork and ham topped with sliced pickle, Swiss cheese, and serrano mustard pressed in a French baguette. $14.5014.50 USD

Sliced corned beef topped with sauerkraut, Swiss cheese, and boom boom sauce and served on toasted Rye. $15.5015.50 USD

Sautéed steak, onion, bell pepper, and mushroom topped with queso and provolone cheeses and served on a French baguette.$14.5014.50 USD

Steak sautéed with mushrooms, topped with queso and fresh jalapenos and served on a French baguette.$14.5014.50 USD

A mountain of ooey, gooey goodness. A twist on the traditional with Cheddar and Pepper Jack cheeses toasted on Hawaiian brioche bread.$11.5011.50 USD

A modern twist on the traditional. Turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, avocado, and mayo served on Texas toast.$14.5014.50 USD

Bacon, bacon and more bacon! Topped with lettuce, tomato, and mayo and served on Texas toast.$13.5013.50 USD

Premium chicken breast - grilled or battered and fried - topped with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, and mayo and served on a brioche bun.$12.5012.50 USD

Our tasty pulled pork topped with chipotle BBQ sauce, onion tanglers, and pickle served on a brioche bun.$13.5013.50 USD

Best Burgers Ever
Our chef is busy grilling up the best burgers just for you. From The Squealer to The Classic, we've got what you're looking for.

It's hard to beat a classic. Our classic cheeseburger is topped with American cheese and served on a brioche bun accompanied by lettuce, tomato, pickle, and red onion.$12.5012.50 USD

For when you're really hungry...double the meat. Two 1/4 lb beef patties, 2 slices of American cheese, bacon (of course), and the fixins (lettuce, tomato, pickle, red onion) served on a brioche bun.$16.5016.50 USD

Our most famous burger...a 1/4 lb beef patty topped with our signature Bishop Crackberry pulled pork, ham, bacon, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle, red onion and chipotle BBQ sauce is served on a brioche bun.$16.5016.50 USD

Yes, it really does taste like a burger. This plant-based, meat substitute burger is topped lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickle and served on a brioche bun. No animal, no compromises. Just one great tasting Impossible Burger.$15.5015.50 USD

Wings, Strips, & Things
Bone in, bone out, or wrapped in a tortilla, we've got what you're looking for.

One sauce flavor per 5 wings: Destroyer, Donkey Hot, Donkey Gold, Blackened, Chipotle BBQ, Boom Boom, Sweet Red Chili, Lemon Pepper, Asian, or Garlic Parmesan. All Drums additional $0.50 per 5.$8.508.50 USD

One sauce flavor per 5 wings: Destroyer, Donkey Hot, Donkey Gold, Blackened, Chipotle BBQ, Boom Boom, Sweet Red Chili, Lemon Pepper, Asian, or Garlic Parmesan. All Drums additional $0.50 per 5.$16.5016.50 USD

One sauce flavor per 5 wings: Destroyer, Donkey Hot, Donkey Gold, Blackened, Chipotle BBQ, Boom Boom, Sweet Red Chili, Lemon Pepper, Asian, or Garlic Parmesan. All Drums additional $0.50 per 5.$24.5024.50 USD

One sauce flavor per 5 wings: Destroyer, Donkey Hot, Donkey Gold, Blackened, Chipotle BBQ, Boom Boom, Sweet Red Chili, Lemon Pepper, Asian, or Garlic Parmesan. All Drums additional $0.50 per 5.$32.5032.50 USD

Premium boneless chicken strips, hand battered and served with one sauce flavor per 6 strips: Destroyer, Donkey Hot, Donkey Gold, Blackened, Chipotle BBQ, Boom Boom, Sweet Red Chili, Lemon Pepper, Asian, or Garlic Parmesan. $8.008.00 USD

Premium boneless chicken strips, hand battered and served with one sauce flavor per 6 strips: Destroyer, Donkey Hot, Donkey Gold, Blackened, Chipotle BBQ, Boom Boom, Sweet Red Chili, Lemon Pepper, Asian, or Garlic Parmesan. $15.0015.00 USD

Beef or pulled pork served on warm flour or corn tortillas and topped with lettuce, tomato, and onion. Served with charro beans and tortilla chips with our handmade salsa.$12.0012.00 USD